Aue, he pai ki te matakitaki, he pai ki ahau te porn me te tikanga. Aue, ka kaha te mahi a te kaitiaki whare i tona arero, ka tu te tane ki muri i a ia ka whaia te pakira, engari ka mau tonu te paepae kai i te wa ano. Inaianei he wawata tera kei te mahi. Waimarie tane e takoto ana i mua i tana wahine. He pai mo te wahine mo te awhina i tana tane kia okioki, me i penei taku wahine rangatira. Ki taku whakaaro i makona te kaitiaki whare.
He pipi momona ataahua, kua kore e kaha tana tane ki te hapai i a ia. A kare ano ia i tino aro ki a ia! Ko taua tinana kia kaua e tu mangere mo te kore utu! Me mihi ano ia ki tana tama - ka whiwhi te wahine i nga mea katoa e hiahiatia ana e ia i te kainga, a ka kore e rapu i tetahi hoa aroha i te taha. I roto i te katoa, he rite nga mea katoa i roto i te whanau Swedish noa, he harikoa katoa! Ki taku whakaaro he pai ke ki te wehe i tana wahine ki tana tama i te haere tahi me te tangata ke.
Fuck, hoatu he Oscar ki te tangata nana i hanga tenei, te kawa tino pai kua kite ahau.